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Welcome to the show! Today my guest is... Myself. Welcome Jonathan. I am excited to have myself here.

Thanks, JP. It is an honor to be here. I always feel that I ask myself the most intriguing questions.

It says here on my card that I am a one of the most brilliant minds today. Would I mind explaining that to myself?

Certainly. Actually, it says I am one of the most brilliant mimes today. I can see how I would misinterpret the card. I know I have horrible handwriting.

Ah, I see. How can I say I am the most brilliant mime today when I am talking to myself? I know that mimes do not talk. Yet, I am talking to myself.

Ah, to answer my question, I am brilliant because I am a ventriloquist mime.

What am I talking about?! I have never heard such a thing.

I can project my voice from the object I am portraying. For example, the classic man in a box. I am portaying the voice of the box, so I am not the one actually speaking. Do I get it now?

I have forgotten how crazy I am. I am ridiculous!

Oh yeah! I am not the one sitting here talking to myself.

Oh I am soooo right! I am talking to a box!

I am out of here.

I am glad that I am leaving. Well that is all the time I have tonight. Stay tuned next time when I interview...myself. Ohhh, I need a better agent.