Here are just a few thoughts...
What did the father say when he heard he was having twins?
"That is two much."
Is a mini skirt a dress rehearsal?
Maybe the guys performing in the Nutcracker should not wear such tight pants.
I went to a book club the other day, but there was no music or dancing.
It is fun to go to the library and check out the librarians.
When the trouble started at the fruit stand, the banana split.
After eating a big meal I felt crumby.
If people are what they eat then they are cannibals.
No wonder clocks are so ticked all the time, you would be too if you had to put up with all that noise.
I have several issues...Newsweek, Time, National Graphic.
The best way to stay in shape is to eat a square meal daily.
If one remembers something, then does he have to repay the dues.
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