No, that is not my new one hit one wonder. However, it is the soon to be new arrivals of people I know that are having babies.
Howdee out there to the new arrivals and the ones who have been around for awhile
It seems that everytime I turn around I am bumping into a pregnant lady. No, not because they are that big nor am I that clumsy, whoops!, but because they are so apparent! Da Dum Bing!
There are three, 1, 2, 3, in my limited list of people I know who have had, will have babies. Two cousins and a friend. No, that is not some kind of weird relationship in some state. Although it might be a hit show on ABC, if I add some form of restaurant....Oh well, I only have a sketch artist. He charges by the arm and leg. Do do te!
Anyway, I was just thinking all these babies are boys. Is there some element in the drinking water? I think I have heard that girls outnumber the guys out in population land.
Is our society becoming like the ants, where the number of males outnumbers the females. Then the males will be forced to work for one queen. Sounds very familiar.....If this does happen I am sure that the guys will not notice until too late.
So to the women out there, no need to fight as you can see there are plenty choices of available young men out there. Also, to the women, you can have the world, but leave us the remote control. Men, be aware if your young lady starts disappearing. Either that or be prepared to lift 10 times your body wait.
Congratulations to all the new mommas and poppas out there who are dealing with dirty diapers, wailing and gnashing of teeth, screaming, lack of sleep, and other calls of duty. You only have to put up with it for a few years. Then is the messy part as they become teenagers. However, you will have all the love and joy you can handle.
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