People not to date

Here is a list for all you people sitting around in 07 who are looking for that special someone and who you should avoid...

Never date math teachers, they only discuss their problems.

Never date librarians. Sure they check you out, but then put you on a shelf.

Never go out to eat with a taxidermist, they will make you eat until you are stuffed.

Never go out with a banker, they are in it for the money.

Never go out with a telemarketer, they cannot call past 7 pm.

Never go out with an anesthesiologist, they put you to sleep.

Never go out with an IRS agent, it is very taxing.

Dough not go out with a baker, every date seems like a dozen.

This are just a few of the people out there who are "out there." Of course your results may vary. Keep looking. Some day you may get reeled in by a movie goer.