Quick, it is an emergency

Hello to all you sitting on the edge

Quick! Call 911! There is something wrong with my food! I know it is just me, but what is going on? I heard in the news another person called 911, the emergency service because something was wrong with her food. I think she did not have shrimp in something she ordered.

An emergency with food? Come on! There are many 24 hour places to eat. You can have any food choice you want if you pay for it. If you have a bad experience at a restaurant, then you can complain to the restaurant or not go there anymore. Maybe yammer about it on your blog.

This gives me an idea for a business venture. Why not create a number for people to complain about their food service? You have 911 for emergency and 411 for information. How about 711 or something like that? People can call and complain. Why stop with food service? Everyone loves to complain. Then charge them for the call. It sounds like a great idea to me.

Like the slogan, "Call someone who cares" or at least cares about the money.