Pain the butt

Hello to those who are seated and paying attention

As you might know Wendy and I have Maya, her niece, staying in town with us. Last weekend we took Maya to the pool. Both Maya and Wendy enjoy the pool. At this particular giant tub of water is a water slide. Maya went down the slide at least 20 times. She even convinced me to go down it. I went twice. The first out of obligation and the second out of stupidity.

The slide itself is not bad. It is made of twists and turns which deposits you into 3 feet of water. The only problem was that in the twists and turns I must have bumped my rump. I have had a sore tailbone for the past couple of days. Fortunately, I do not feel it all the time. It seems to affect the most when I sit on the furniture at home. I am not sure if it is the way I am sitting. I must lean further back when I sit here. I know when I first sit down it is like a swift kick.

Some of you may have seen this, but what is the deal with impression left after you get up from a chair? I always seem to leave two big crevices in the seat. One more and I would be tres cheek. An attempt at a French joke that fell behind. I know that men are not known for their butts. Except for Beavis and Butthead. Most men have no butts so their pants seem to sag in the back. It should leave room for the big wallets and sport trophies.

Well I took my crack at it. Try not to be a difficult derriere.