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Greetings you people in 3D

I saw two interesting things that made me stop and stare off into space. (Well here is one that I just thought of. Star Trek is hitting the buck fifty movie. I have been waiting for this for a couple of weeks. I was slack and did not see it, but I still wanted to see the big screen for a small price.) I was turning the pages of the local paper this morning and saw a bizarre news story. The dateline was somewhere in Alabama. A senior citizen woman was cleared of charges from using the restroom in a public place. The court decided to drop the charges. Apparently the woman has incontinence. She was in line at a bank and the teller would not let her go to the restroom. She finished her business and left the bank hoping to find a bathroom before her next business. However, she could not make it and had to go behind some bushes. A cop happened to be (pee-ping) nearby and arrested her. She was out on 500 dollars bail. It is strange, but the maximum punishment for public urination is 3 months in jail or 500 dollars. Now I am no legal eagle, but how can the bail be the fine? I am not sure what will be the outcome now. The funny part to me was the attorney's name...Wettermark. What is that running down my leg? Oh yes, justice!

The next article of interest was a clip I saw while I had the national news on television. A policeman was helping a motorist change his tire when another tire comes rolling by at 60 mph. It just missed the officer and had he not moved a few seconds earlier he would have been "tired." It did put a mark on his handgun. And you thought your job made you feel run down.

Well those are a couple of things to keep me going and going. Watch those skidmarks.