Bumps and scrapes

How do do how

All this week I have been confused about what day it is. I have been ready for Friday since Monday afternoon. It is slowly getting there.

Yesterday afternoon as I was walking Rustey, the dog Wendy and I sometimes dogsit, we saw some horse residue of horse de ouvres. I saw it before Rustey and my only thought was to avoid it. On the way past it he did not pay it any attention. However, on the way back, before I realized what was happening, he gobbled one up. He just ate it whole. I was thinking, Aah, crap! I had heard some dogs eating two scoops but have never witnessed it. I have no idea why they do that.

This morning as I was going to work I ran off the road. On purpose. There was a left turning lane just out of reach, but enough for me to squeeze by. So I took my chance. I did not realize there was a big hole on the side of the road. KaBoom! Fortunately, everything seems to be in working order, except my sanity. I was furious for awhile. It tried to wreck my morning.

I also cut my finger this morning. I was taking a toner cartridge out of the box and it got my cuticle. It bleed awhile. So I put a band aid on it. It is on my middle finger of my left hand. I just noticed the finger. Yippee! It is messing with my typing. So I guess I can't land that secretary job. Dang, now I can't wear that short skirt and lean over the water fountain.

I think I have done enough damage today.