Hello all you less than romantic husbands
Yes, you can learn the ways of understanding your wife. The most important lesson is listen when she repeats something. That means she wants it! Ah, but how to know if she is repeating herself. Listen. If you hear a word over and over, maybe by the tenth time you get it and it gets louder. B-I-N-G-Oh yeah!
I did get one thing right the other day. I purchase a pumpkin and some flowers for my wife. Awww, how sweet. More likely, eww how cheap. They were on sale. I finally took my previous advice and bought the items. Wendy has been wanting a pumpkin for weeks and she always wanted flowers for no reason. Wait, if I got her the flowers to fulfil her no reason clause, then did I get the flowers for a reason? Do I have to get another bunch? AAAAAAAAAAAauaYUUUYYHGGH!
Oh well, the important thing is I listened this one time. Sure there are other opportunities I miss, but there is always the tenth time.
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