Friday, January 08, 2010

Spark plugs

Greetings all you who are shocked to see this

It is the time of year of cold wear. So if you have dry air, carpet, and clothing of some material. Then add in shuffling feet. You come up with the recipe for some fireworks.

My wife is now afraid to kiss me. You are thinking well so am I. For the past couple of days as I try to kiss my wife their is the static shock. It hurts. One time a few days ago there was a large, painful shock. Wendy said she even saw the spark. I can even feel the hair raising on me when I take off the sweater I have been wearing during the day.

Too bad we cannot convert this static cling into energy. It would be a neat source of energy. Maybe it would be cheap. Probably not effective, but cheap.

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