Greetings lovebirds or other animals.
I thought of a few random things. Of course you may have these before.
If you have nobody this Valentine's Day at least you are ahead in life.
Talk to me like lovers do. Not yell at me like my wife does.
I heartly knew her.
They say love makes the world go round. I say because it feels like you are running in circles.
They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach. The way to a woman's heart is through her friend's ear.
Remember dates. Or you are doomed to repeat the bad ones.
Valentine's Day is one of the few times people do not mind getting carded.
These are just a few things that I thought of this morning. They are humorous in attempt. In no way are they meant to be taken as advice, unless you are desperate.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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