Dear Ghouls and Boos
Unless you have been under a rock or are color blind, you probably realize that Halloween is coming up. It is amazing how many decorations and costumes are out there. It seems that everyone is talking about Halloween. I thought I heard somewhere that Halloween decorations are almost catching up in sales with Christmas decorations. Which means a lot since Christmas decorations can be found all year long.
Another thing I don't understand about Halloween is the idea of being scared. I do not like to be scared, but many people almost crave it. At Halloween parties everyone loves the Haunted House and scary movies. My finacee and I went to Fall Bash at a farm hosted by a couple at her home church. She was so nervous about the "haunted hayride" beforehand. Once the ride started she was laughing and having a good time. During the ride I was the one who was so jumpy and nervous, and not because of all the candy.
I think that is the main deal with Halloween, trying to scare someone and take their candy. Which brings another purpose of Halloween, appartently to party as much as you can. I believe that is the whole purpose for wearing a mask. So no one can recognize you the next day.
So be careful out there you seeker of sweets and save me chocolate.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Opposite ends spectacularum
It has come to my observation that no two people can feel the way at exactly the same moment. For example if one person is happy, then the other person is sad or upset. If someone is in a good mood, then the other person is in a bad mood. I think you can get the picture unless you are with someone who are understands then you will have to wait until that person fails to understand something.
I have always promoted this theory of opposite emotional sides. I also have wondered why this is. Is it because emotions are like masks, so only person can wear one at a time? Or is there an emotional limit? Maybe people's biological clocks have emotions and people with different time zones are the only ones that hang out.
I suppose a lot of things occur if the opposite exists. One that I can think of is when I am talking to someone it seems that they are not interested. If I have something to say to someone, then I get the feeling that the person is thinking "Go ahead and get to the point and get out." Or maybe people share what they feel is important so back to the opposite no one else cares.
This also leads to the point that if one is trying to hide something then someone else is really interesting that "story." It seems everyone is most nosy when you feel it is not important or it happens to be embrassing.
Well since I cared enough to write this down, no one will care enough to read it.
I have always promoted this theory of opposite emotional sides. I also have wondered why this is. Is it because emotions are like masks, so only person can wear one at a time? Or is there an emotional limit? Maybe people's biological clocks have emotions and people with different time zones are the only ones that hang out.
I suppose a lot of things occur if the opposite exists. One that I can think of is when I am talking to someone it seems that they are not interested. If I have something to say to someone, then I get the feeling that the person is thinking "Go ahead and get to the point and get out." Or maybe people share what they feel is important so back to the opposite no one else cares.
This also leads to the point that if one is trying to hide something then someone else is really interesting that "story." It seems everyone is most nosy when you feel it is not important or it happens to be embrassing.
Well since I cared enough to write this down, no one will care enough to read it.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Enter view
Welcome to the show! Today my guest is... Myself. Welcome Jonathan. I am excited to have myself here.
Thanks, JP. It is an honor to be here. I always feel that I ask myself the most intriguing questions.
It says here on my card that I am a one of the most brilliant minds today. Would I mind explaining that to myself?
Certainly. Actually, it says I am one of the most brilliant mimes today. I can see how I would misinterpret the card. I know I have horrible handwriting.
Ah, I see. How can I say I am the most brilliant mime today when I am talking to myself? I know that mimes do not talk. Yet, I am talking to myself.
Ah, to answer my question, I am brilliant because I am a ventriloquist mime.
What am I talking about?! I have never heard such a thing.
I can project my voice from the object I am portraying. For example, the classic man in a box. I am portaying the voice of the box, so I am not the one actually speaking. Do I get it now?
I have forgotten how crazy I am. I am ridiculous!
Oh yeah! I am not the one sitting here talking to myself.
Oh I am soooo right! I am talking to a box!
I am out of here.
I am glad that I am leaving. Well that is all the time I have tonight. Stay tuned next time when I interview...myself. Ohhh, I need a better agent.
Thanks, JP. It is an honor to be here. I always feel that I ask myself the most intriguing questions.
It says here on my card that I am a one of the most brilliant minds today. Would I mind explaining that to myself?
Certainly. Actually, it says I am one of the most brilliant mimes today. I can see how I would misinterpret the card. I know I have horrible handwriting.
Ah, I see. How can I say I am the most brilliant mime today when I am talking to myself? I know that mimes do not talk. Yet, I am talking to myself.
Ah, to answer my question, I am brilliant because I am a ventriloquist mime.
What am I talking about?! I have never heard such a thing.
I can project my voice from the object I am portraying. For example, the classic man in a box. I am portaying the voice of the box, so I am not the one actually speaking. Do I get it now?
I have forgotten how crazy I am. I am ridiculous!
Oh yeah! I am not the one sitting here talking to myself.
Oh I am soooo right! I am talking to a box!
I am out of here.
I am glad that I am leaving. Well that is all the time I have tonight. Stay tuned next time when I interview...myself. Ohhh, I need a better agent.
Lucky to be here
I am glad that you are able to read or ignore this. I have spent the last 20 minutes struggling to figure out how to work this blog.
Maybe one day I will actually get it on the first try.
Maybe one day I will actually get it on the first try.
I Can't Believe Your Reading This?!
Welcome to my little speedbump on the information superhighway! (Is anyone still using that phrase?) I have finally after some prompting, and of course it being free, decided to place some more random information online. My goal is that I will make it as a footnote into some student's research paper; that or be the most downloaded man on the internet.
This site is dedicated to ponderings, wonderings, and blunderings that I think are interesting. Hopefully it will be legible, since I am not using my handwriting. (My financee screams.....Amen!)
At the moment, I am already out of words. I will come back later, after reading the dictionary. It may take awhile because I will have to look up the words found in the definitions.
So sit back (not too far to fall over), relax (not enough to fall asleep), put your feet up (not so high the blood rushes to your head), and enjoy! (What I don't know...yet)
This site is dedicated to ponderings, wonderings, and blunderings that I think are interesting. Hopefully it will be legible, since I am not using my handwriting. (My financee screams.....Amen!)
At the moment, I am already out of words. I will come back later, after reading the dictionary. It may take awhile because I will have to look up the words found in the definitions.
So sit back (not too far to fall over), relax (not enough to fall asleep), put your feet up (not so high the blood rushes to your head), and enjoy! (What I don't know...yet)
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