Retch-ed

Hello all you up and comers

Yesterday morning I had a bizarre experience. I was sitting on the couch and started coughing. I coughed several times. Suddenly it seemed like there was something in my throat. It felt like I was about to throw up. I started making those audible gasps. I think to myself I had better get to the bathroom. So I rush over to the throne room. I am still feeling and sounding like I am going to throw up. So I make it to the commode and stand over the bowl. I cough one more time and dry heave. That was it. Nothing came out and I was fine. I still have no idea what exactly happened.

I am not a big fan of throwing up. To me it is one of the nastiest feelings in the world. It does not leave a good taste in the mouth either. I guess it is all the juices that make it not pretty to look at and not that great smelling. It is often one of those contagious things. One look and there are many multicolor waterfalls.

Granted I do not enjoy being sick, but I do not definitely want any stomach illness. It does make you mad enough to punch your stomach, but then you treat your stomach nicely and rub it. Patting your head is extra.

Well before you get too nauseous, I will stop spewing.